Sunday, July 13, 2008

NFP Show Ep8: Raiders of the Lost Perch


MrBriz, fellow Pigeon and Cranky Gamer, joins Xan, Leg and Deep as we discuss Sweapt, Tea Bags, Forums, Selfish Londoners, and of course video games.

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Temporal Visitation & Follow The Muthaship! (Megarithic 2006) by Garf Spaceman [www.garfspaceman.com]
NFP Theme Tune by Deep Squirrel [http://www.myspace.com/jamesclarkemusic].

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Thursday, June 19, 2008

NFP Show Ep7: Prefer This Pigeon


This month we are invaded by the flying Squirrel battalion as we discuss the greatest games of all time and the results of the first “Prefer This Player League” match. (www.ninjafatpigeons.me.uk)

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Prefer This Player Clan League

The ‘Prefer this Player’ clan league kicked off this past week with the first set of matches. On the pigeon front, we were up against the Bluebloods and after a sly move by Mr Spaceman I was promoted to Party Leader. The first match kicked off and I believe the map was Construct, we were able to come away with the victory. Then we ventured off into our second game on Standoff where the Bluebloods performed very well and were able to secure themselves the victory.

Guardian was our map of choice for the third match, everything started well and I was able to amass an 8 kill streak, at which point I jinxed my self by shouting out “hey, I am going to be able to go this whole game without dying”. Ironically, two seconds later I got caught in a ‘We’ve got more than you moment’ and my hammer just didn’t have the power to save me. Even after I stopped crying that I’d died we were able to pull away with a victory. I am unsure with which map we duelled on the fourth game but I believe it to have been either Narrows or Isolation. Either way, it wasn’t us who were able to gain the victory and the matches ended with a 2-2 draw.

Following the serious game play, we all proceeded to continue playing in custom games and I think I can speak for all of us when I say it was great fun. Playing Mosh Pit on Guardian with hammers and low gravity was one of the highlights of my evening. Some of the other game types played included Rocket Races, with deep getting confused as to what he was meant to do while myself and Mr Time yelled down the proximity chat the aim of the game. But of course it wouldn’t be a final night for Deep and I without playing on our Pigeons map with my rocket propelling man cannon and his mongoose skyway.

All in all it was a great night and a great representation of what the PTPL is there to be, so thanks to all the participant and to Mr Stuey for organising the League.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Guitar Hero III: Muse Song Pack

I have always been impressed by Muse. Ever since I first experienced them live as an unknown support band for Skunk Anansie back in 1999 they have blown me away. Over the years the epic scope of their music has expanded into ever more cosmic realms demonstrated by their amazing set at Reading Festival in 2006 and the brilliant recent live CD/DVD H.A.A.R.P. I love how a band producing complicated space rock can become one of the world's biggest acts, though I imagine more hip people than I would refer to their sound as alternative or something even more cool.

Anyway I digress, the Muse DLC pack for Guitar Hero III was recently released and seeing as I received a free 500 MS point voucher with my copy of GTA:IV I decided to give it a go. Knights of Cydonia is one of my favourite tracks to play in GH III, even if I can't 5 star it on medium. (The arpeggios at the time change kill me, and they are played on a synth not a bloody guitar dammit!) The three tracks offered here are culled from their last two albums, we have Exo-Politics and Supermassive Black Hole from 2006's Black Holes and Revelations and the blistering speed riff of Stockholm Syndrome from 2003's Absolution.

Without a doubt Stockholm Syndrome is the most fun to play. The pace is fast and the notation is tight and precise. This in particular is true of all three songs, you get more of a feel of playing notes in a song rather than the needlessly complicated quick ascending and descending hammer-on/pull-off runs which have marred my enjoyment of GH III. These tracks feel more like the transcriptions Harmonix did for GH II.

Supermassive Black Hole starts with a bluesy guitar riff which tests your little finger dexterity against a tight rhythmic pounding and seems another good choice, it sounds good loud and you can rock about in your chair playing it, or even throw some shapes if you stand up.

Exo-Politics is powered along by a nice hook riff that again feels authentic with the note tracking and some good muted powerchord chugging. To my mind it's probably the weakest of the three tracks in the pack, it's a great song but as the releases tend to be 3 tracks I would have preferred something from either Showbiz or Origin of Symmetry with the classically tinged metal lick from Plug-in Baby off the latter as a potential gem for GH III.

All in all though I am not complaining, all the tracks are fun and they have prompted me to take GTA:IV out of the 360 and play something else. I even went back and started the career mode again on Hard afterwards with 16 songs of 42 completed in one evening!

Whether this will appeal to you obviously depends on your fondness for Muse, if you like them I don't think you will be disappointed, if you like melodically arranged rock with a schizophrenic edge and have a fondness for time-signature changes and strange spacey noises then it might help introduce you to a wonderful band. If that doesn't sound like your cup of tea then this won't change your mind. To me though it's 500 (free) MS points well spent.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Memories of the Mansfield Meet Up

To celebrate the anniversary of the formation of the Ninja Fat Pigeons clan several of us descended on Mansfield for a day of drinking, bowling, drinking, eating, drinking and then some drinking.

On Saturday April 12 we took over a range of establishments at our annual gathering where we proved that gaming doesn't turn people into antisocial hermits and that there is never a good time to drink barley wine.

Starting early a small group began the day sampling real ales and ciders at the Mansfield beer festival. A great suggestion from CAMRA members Miniminx and Xantiriad. Myself and Oxycutor were also easily swayed and set off at ridiculous times in the morning to arrive at around 11 to see how quickly we could get through the minimum purchase of £5 of beer tokens. The venue was large and the beer range impressive and an hour or so later we stumbled out to catch the bus to the King and Miller to meet up with the masses.

There was a good turnout for the event and on entering the pub it was great to finally put faces to the many voices I had chatted with over Xbox Live over the last year. We took over three tables for some much needed food, essential to soak up the morning's beer. In no particular order assembled at the pub were Murtel and Fluff, KungFuStu, organisers Scooby Mad and Squeeek, Leg of Time, Leg's sister Kay, Monkeypuzzler, MonkeyPaws. (If I have missed anyone I apologise but you must have evaded the photo's, I spent the majority of the day pleasantly drunk!) Sweapt, we were told, was still en-route due to train issues.

Suitably refreshed we moved on to Superbowl for some bowling, Murtel in particular shone for his skils and distraction techniques! More beer was consumed and Sweapt arrived finally to join us. I stupidly bowled despite my sprained ankle and my insistence I wasn't going to, but the beer numbed any pain. Many photos were snapped and we stole all the lightweight balls from the neighbouring children's lanes. Though eventually gave them back.

After bowling we piled into cars and taxis and headed off the the main event, the Red Brick House Hotel, situated in a nice rural setting, not so far out of Mansfield. We set up in the bar before moving to our private room for the meal and cake ceremony. The cake was fantastic, and certainly not a lie!

More food was consumed, the cake was cut by the earliest members of the clan, Murtel, Leg and Oxy and we all ate our gamer cards. KungFuStu introduced Sweapt to Guinness and allowed him to understand the term 'acquired taste'. We headed back into the bar, as it was easier than carrying the drinks to the function room and took over half of it. It was a great experience to be out in a pub, talking about games and irritating level bosses, without ever feeling like the nerds we proudly are!


As the night came to an end those of us who had chosen to stay at the Red Brick House said goodbye to those heading back home to Mansfield or to the Travelodge and stayed until last orders for the late night drinker's club. Finally heading off for a well deserved night's sleep and the inevitable hangover.

To set everyone straight for their various journeys back on Sunday we met up one last time for breakfast in Frankie and Benny's. Hangovers were evident in some of us but we managed to get a few games of Mario Kart DS played whilst we tanked up on coffee and food. Then it was over.

It was a great weekend and it was nice to meet everyone in person after speaking to you all for so long via the forum and Xbox Live. I am sure we will do it again soon and hopefully those who couldn't make it will be able to join us next time, wherever that might be. Thanks must go to Scooby and Squeeek for the work they put into sorting everything out and thanks from me to Mini and Xan for the lift back to the station afterwards! I hope everyone enjoyed it as much as I did and we'll have to do it again.

If anyone who was less drunk than me wants to share their memories and maybe refresh mine then please post them here!

Sunday, May 11, 2008

NFP Show Ep6: Pipiocide


This week Leg of Time joins us for his first appearance as we discuss all things GTA IV. We then talk about GTA IV some more. And finally we have some topical rants on ...GTA IV. All this and more in Episode 6 of the Ninja Fat Pigeons Show. (www.ninjafatpigeons.me.uk)

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Tuesday, April 8, 2008

NFP Show Ep5: Winging It


Sweapt is our host was we look forward to our annual meet-up in Mansfield, and get quite angry at both Conan and Rock Band. All this and more in Episode 5. (www.ninjafatpigeons.me.uk)

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